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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 00:38

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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